Saturday, July 7, 2007

100 Things About Me:

I'm feeling a little pressure here, so here's the first twenty-five:

1. When I was little, my parents (yes, both mom and dad) were in the Marine Corps. My first memories are of living in the Philippines. We had a maid named Fili, went scuba diving, and rode motorcycles with our parents. There was a big river that we called the "Stinky River." I believe it was raw sewage.
2. When I was 7, we came back to the US. We ate at a McDonalds in the airport. I remember thinking it was the most disgusting thing ever.
3. We moved to South Carolina and bought a farm. We had goats, cows, pigs, ducks, chickens, geese, donkeys, ponies, and horses. My mom has a soft heart for animals and does not know when to stop....so we were always busy. My older sister and I used to play in the pig pen and have mud wars. (There are pictures to prove this unfortunately.)
4. When I was eight, I got my very own horse. I named her Dawn's Maagic. She was a pure-blood Arabian. I raised her from a colt. She was pretty stubborn. She would only let me ride her. I remember riding her and when she thought she was done, she would nip my foot when I tried to kick her to make her go. When she was two and a half, she got spooked and pulled a post that she was hitched to out of the ground and broke two of her legs. I still remember how traumatic it was to have her put down.
5. My childhood seemed to go down hill from there, so we'll skip a lot of that....I'll tell you funny stories that I remember. I remember finding my mom's razor in the shower one day. Being the brave person that I am, I proceeded to shave my legs, arms, and eyebrows. I just remember being proud of this accomplishment, not the aftermath.
6. When I was a teenager, I finally became active in the LDS church. I owe my activity to some wonderful Young Women leaders and some great friends that fellowshipped me. Our branch's boundaries were so big that we lived 45 minutes from the church building. I was the only church member in my high school of 1000.
7. I was pretty geeky as a teenager. I listened to classical music and studied....I was a nerd. I was constantly aware of my class ranking.
8. I played church basketball. I was not nice.
9. I ran track all through high school. I went to state finals three out of the four years.
10. My first job was at Taco Bell. I worked so I could buy clothes at K-Mart and my own eyeglasses. (My mom thought I just 'wanted' them.)
11. When I was 16, my family moved to Clay Springs, Arizona. I was scared that I was going to get abducted by aliens (Snowflake was 20 miles away). This was my first experience living in a little Mormon community. It took some getting used to.
12. I finally started dating in AZ. My first date was target shooting.
13. I worked at Burger King in Show Low, AZ. I still have a hard time eating there...
14. My first kiss was on Valentine's Day of my senior year. I was thoroughly disgusted and avoided the boy from then on.
15. I converted to 'hickism' the end of my senior year and went to prom with a cowboy.
16. I went to BYU from 1995 to 1997. It is the only college I applied to.
17. My room mate Susie Eagar taught me a lot our Freshman year. We are about as different as two people can be, but we had a lot of fun. There was always an invisible line down the middle of our dorm room--I am fanatically clean and she was not so much so.
18. I have OCD. I believe my father had it also. I remember how our house ran when he was alive and he definitely displayed classic signs. I am now medicated for it and everyone is a lot happier.
19. I met Jeff at an off-campus BYU homecoming dance. My roommates and I had just done home perms, so we stank. Jeff's group was dancing by ours and I asked him if my hair stank. Later, his roommates left him at the dance so that I would have to give him a ride home. He asked for my phone number and was pretty sure I gave him a fake.
20. After our first date, I went home to help my little sister with her High School homecoming. On the way back, I got in a head-on collision 45 minutes outside of Blanding, UT. Jeff's parents came and picked me up from the clinic. I had a busted lip, cuts all over my face and body, and a leg brace on. That is how I met my future in-laws.
21. Jeff is the first guy that I had ever dated that I could totally be comfortable around. I used to be so nervous on dates that I would not eat. He cooked me dinner for our first date.
22. On January 19, 1997, Jeff proposed to me in the play area at McDonalds. My ring was in a chicken nugget box.
23. We got married on May 1, 1997 in the Salt Lake City temple. There were snowflakes falling during our pictures.
24. We went on our honeymoon to the Bahamas. We had plane trouble in Florida, so we flew really late into the Bahamas. The flight was really rough and we thought we might die that night. When we finally got to our motel, the airconditioner was not on in our room. Jeff went to turn it on and leapt backwards into our bed. He got me in the eye with his elbow. I had never seen stars before. Needless to say, I looked like a battered wife for our entire honeymoon.
25. The first three months of our marriage, we camped in a little travel trailer we called the "Love Shack" on their family's ranch in Colorado. We had no running water or indoor facilities. We used an outhouse. I am squeamesh about swimming in lakes, so I would not bathe all week until we would go in to his parents' house for the weekend. His little brother Greg slept in the same room with us for most of the three months. (Welcome to Marriage!!) I am no longer a die-hard camper, not that I ever was.

Wow, this took forever!! Thumbs up to all of you that can do all 100!!

Someone (Autumn) keeps bugging me to finish this. So, here goes:

26. I was a tom boy when I was younger. I got suspended off of the school bus two different times in elementary school for fighting with a boy.
27. My dad's nickname for me was 'garbage gut.'
28. I have three sisters. I am the second. Everyone always thought I was the oldest.
29. My dad died when I was 11. He committed suicide.
30. My mom has never been proud of me.
31. I have naturally curly hair.
32. I broke my wrist when I was 9. I told my mom that I fell off of the top of the swing set. I fell off of a horse jumping fences while my mom was at work. I finally came clean the night before I went through the temple.
33. I am a perfectionist. I will not leave something alone until it is perfect. I took my acrylic nails off three weeks ago and I am trying to let them grow out. I can't stop chewing them because the edges are ragged and not perfect. Today, I went to Walmart and got the $3 glue-on nails. Superglue is going to be my best friend for a while.
34. I hate it when people act like they are victims.
35. I believe Heavenly Father has a sense of humor. I hope I make him chuckle every now and then.
36. I think 'elective surgeries' are the best things as long as you don't think it will change who you are.
37. I have ribs that tilt outwards at the bottom....hence one of the reasons I love 'elective surgeries.'
38. When I was younger, I never dreamed of being a mother. I did not want to have children.
39. I have never been 'baby hungry.' Heavenly Father makes me feel real guilty and then I finally give in.
40. I have tooted out loud in yoga class and then whispered "Excuse me."
41. I like to make people laugh. Sometimes this world can really suck without a little humor.
42. I have a tattoo. I was the instigator when we went on a Mother's Day trip to Vegas this year. Jeff did not talk to me for two days when he found out.
43. Back to #40, I tooted in front of Great Grandpa Fred and most of the Halliday clan when I was pregnant. I was so embarrassed that I started crying.
44. I like to sing. When I get tired, I have been known to serenade.
45. I hate to workout, but I love the way my body looks when I am in shape. I have some really obese genes that I am constantly fighting.
46. My theme song is "I'm A Bitch." Sorry if it offends any of you. It is on my blog now.
47. After my father died, our home was disgusting. Any time we turned on a light, cockroaches would scatter.
48. I hate snakes. My mom got fascinated with them when I was a teenager. She thought that she could "raise" them. She had 3 boa constrictors--one that was six feet long. She started breeding her own rats to feed them. They lived in our enclosed sun porch. Every now and then a rat or two would escape, but we could not see them for the clutter. When we packed to move to AZ, one of my mom's snakes had been missing for a little while (she did not tell me because she knew I would flip out). We found it dead on the sun porch engorged with rats that it had caught.
49. I have lived in a house that has had calves, kids(baby goats), puppies, and kittens all living in it at one time or another.
50. I have lived without power, phone, and running water because the bills were not paid.
51. I do not like to be close to birds. When I was little, I got chased by a mean goose. I think birds are beautiful from a distance, but I have anxiety if they get too close to me.
52. My favorite church calling of all time thus far has been as Primary President. I never thought I would grow to love it....but, something happens when you teach such sweet spirits the principles of the gospel.
53. I cried when each of my children were born. We are so lucky to get just a glimpse of how Heavenly Father feels about each of us.
54. I was born in Columbia, South Carolina.
55. When I was 3, I went out onto our porch and the door slammed and knocked the light fixture off of the ceiling. It cut my left arm's muscle so severely that the doctor never thought I would have full use of it. It also cut my eyebrow, lips, and forehead. I had to have a blood transfusion because I lost so much blood. Right after it happened, I went and found my Aunt Dixie(who was living with us at the time). She passed out when she saw me. Then I went to find my mom to tell her that "something was wrong with Dixie. She died." I have full use of my left arm. I just have quite a few pretty ugly scars. I used to be really self conscious about them.
56. My favorite color is red.....all of the personality tests always categorize me as red??
57. I only have a couple really good friends. Doing this list makes me feel naked.
58. I love bathroom humor. It will crack me up every time. If Jeff slips the word 'dookie' in while we are arguing, I will always laugh.
59. I love getting pedicures. It is the one luxury I can't give up regardless of how many bills I have.
60. I sleep with my mouth open because I am paranoid about snoring.
61. I love my pug Gizmo. I have always been an animal lover.
62. Emmy is my second 'baby.'
63. I love watching my kids grow up. I just hope they grow up as well-rounded as possible and that they never go without the necessities.
64. I am sarcastic.
65. I have to take Beano when I eat a blooming onion at Outback Steakhouse or else we can not get home fast enough.
66. I get food poisoning every time I eat at a buffet style restaurant.
67. I like to work on my yard. I like how perfect it looks after it has been worked on.
68. I am a clean freak but I hate to dust. I will faithfully clean bathrooms every week, but I put off dusting until about every other week.
69. I am terrified of road rage. When Kaleb was an infant, I was run off of the road by a psycho.
70. I love to read.
71. I am always hot....and I hate being hot.
72. I probably use more Secret than anyone else. I am paranoid about body odor.
73. I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
74. My favorite song is "Only Hope" by Mandy Moore. I love it!!
75. I have a testimony of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day-Saints. I have been offended several times by others, but I can never deny my testimony....so I keep going back.
76. I am far from perfect.
77. I say bad words at my husband when he makes me really mad. I have never cursed in front of my children.
78. I have no desire to do genealogy right now.....there is so much....and it is overwhelming to me.
79. I think having my little girl has made me more sensitive.
80. I am like a mother bear....I will kill if someone hurts my children.
81. I'm a complainer....I wonder where Garet gets it from??
82. I can see some of my best and worst traits in each of my children.
83. I was nicknamed "horse" in junior high school. I had huge gaps in the front of my mouth. Kids can be so mean!! Kaleb has the same dilemma now. He will be getting braces in January.
84. I am fanatical about teeth. It is the first thing I notice when I meet someone.
85. My biggest fear is dying before my children grow up.
86. My side of the family lives in Arizona still. We never see them unless we go down to them. My mom has never met Maddie.
87. I have learned the greatest of life's lessons from bad examples.
88. I often say what I think because I think it needs to be said.
89. I hate clutter. I do a D.I. run every month. Out with the old, in with the new.
90. I hate to waste food. I always think of the starving Ethiopian children when I throw out food.
91. I think honesty is the biggest asset in a friend. I strive to be as honest as I can.
92. I love to eat dessert. I will skip meals and only eat dessert when it is something I really like.
93. I am a closet biker chick. I love tattoos and piercings(only in the ears and belly button). I would have dozens of little tattoos all over if the prophet hadn't told us not to.
94. I still wish I could wear more than one pair of earrings at a time.
95. I once ruined Thanksgiving by forgetting the gravy.
96. "Grey's Anatomy" is my favorite T.V. show. I am trying to finish this so I can go watch it!!
97. I have never smoked or tried drugs. I wanted to try to smoke once just to see if I could do it without coughing, but I resisted.
98. The sight of blood makes me queasy. I have always had to sit with my head between my legs after my children have gotten stitches or staples.
99. I love text messaging. It makes me happy when my phone beeps when I get one!!
100. I like to play blackjack, but I am really nervous to lose money. I once stayed out all night to win back all of the money Jeff and I lost on a trip to Wendover.

Phew!! That gets kind of hard! K, I am buck naked to the world now!

My Confessions

~ (5/16/08) I clean my children's ears with Q-tips and then lie to the ear doctor about it.
~ (5/17/08) I have had a lot of stress lately and am breaking out like a teenager....so, smart little me decided to go to the tanning bed to "help" my skin. Needless to say, I got fried on my underside. The worse part is, I am starting to get really itchy and I have to teach the lesson in Relief Society tomorrow...I might be doing a nervous, itchy dance the whole time!!
~ (5/18/08) When we had a nose-picking epidemic at our house, I finally resorted to telling my son that I would take him to the doctor to get a "booger shot" to make him stop. Amazingly, problem solved!!
~ (5/19/08) I think all of my neighbors hate me!! We are watering our garden and you can smell it at least a mile away!! We are also attracting some serious flies...you can here the flies before you can even see the garden. Does anyone know how long pig poo smells?? We would all really love to know!!
~ (5/20/08) I feel very inadequate serving in the Relief Society....when did it stop being an "old lady" calling??
~ (5/21/08) Today, I was not nice to a lady that works at the bank.
~ (5/22/08) Sometimes I am really tempted to throw out a swear word in a conversation just for the shock effect.
~ (5/23/08) I am a mean mommy. Lately, Maddie has been really bad about pulling out her earrings. I mean, we couldn't even make it anywhere with her earrings in. I have quite the collection of matchless earrings. So, yesterday, I bought another pair of piercing studs and actually put them in at the store. Needless to say, she finally got one out a couple of hours later. But, not without injury. I found the earring and put it right back in the hole as she said "Ow, Ow, Ow..." the whole time. This morning, I was impressed to see that both studs were still in. Yes, there are scabs on both holes, but I think this battle has been won. I never saw her touch them today. Is this truly a victory?? I am not so sure anymore, I am feeling somewhat guilty about it now....
~ (5/25/08) Okay, now I am having some serious remorse about being the earring Nazi!!!
~ (5/26/08) My children are the greatest gifts that I have ever been given.
~ (5/31/08) I am tempted to be violent with people when they are mean to my children. Today at the TKD tournament, a kid was talking smack to Kaleb about sparring him. I wanted to smack him upside his big toothy grin....but, I refrained...
~ (6/04/08) When I was seven and my family was travelling cross-country, we stopped at a rest stop to use the facilities. We had just come back from the Philippines, so I still could not read English very well. To make a long story short, I mistakenly went into the men's restroom. I had never seen a urinal before...these Americans had many "crazy things" so I proceeded to use the funny potty. I remember climbing up, sitting on it and going, the whole time worrying that I was going to slip off and fall. I don't know how long afterwards till I recognized my error...we're probably talking years here.....
~ (6/05/08) Once, I decided to "trim" my eyebrows with the hair clippers. NOT a great idea! My eyebrows were pretty much non-existent for a good month. One morning Autumn saw me without makeup on and asked what happened to my eyebrows. I was too embarrassed to admit my folly and told her "some stupid lady at the salon over-trimmed them." I don't think she ever knew that the "stupid lady" was ME!!
~ (06/06/08) Apparently, I look OLD for my age. I have a sister that is two and a half years older than me; growing up, everyone always mistook me for the oldest. When Jeff and I were still dating (I was 19), we went to Vegas and to Wendover. I played slots and watched Jeff play some table games...I was NEVER carded! And , to make matters worse: about 7 or 8 years ago (I was still under 25) Autumn and I took turns watching each other's kids while we went and tanned. One morning, I went in first. When Autumn went in after, the sweet little receptionist told Autumn, "Oh, your mom was just in here." RRRRRR!
~ (6/07/08) Just a little F.Y.I.: One should NEVER pluck a nose hair!! Last night I was tweezing my eyebrows and saw one and thought I'd "just take care of it" with the tweezers, too. It brought tears to my eyes!! And today any time I have to blow or wipe my nose it still smarts!!
~ (6/09/08) Today I got a little choked up taking apart Maddie's crib to make way for her "big girl bed." Where did these two years go?? I can still remember the excitement of setting the crib up and getting her room ready when I was pregnant. I'm a little sad that this chapter is closing in my life....
~ (6/11/08) The first boy that tried to kiss me on the mouth got a little surprise....as he was closing in, I turned my face to the side and he slimed my cheek. ICK!!
~ (6/14/08) Today one of my boys put a booger on his brother just to irritate him. After telling him it was inappropriate and not to do it again, I had to lock myself in the laundry room to have a good laugh about the smug look on the guilty party's face!
~ (6/17/08) On Sunday, I decided to try on a denim skirt that has been in my "does not fit" pile. I thought: "Hey, it's a skirt, surely I can get it on and it will look decent...." First, I tried to pull it up my legs up to my hips...got to my thighs and it was a no-go. Then, I had the bright idea to try to put it on over my head.....I got it over my head wriggling the whole time trying to get it to keep going south....I wound up with the slits pasted onto my hips and the waist as tight as it could possibly go around my chest. Once I finally gave it up, I had a slight problem: What scoots down does not like to scoot back up. I was a little nervous that I would have to break out the scissors....I had to do some serious tugging and pulling to get this sucker off....I was seriously sweating by the time I pulled it over my head. Now, the skirt finds itself in the "never gonna try that one on again" box and it will hopefully find a new, skinnier owner.
~ (6/19/08) I am very insecure....sometimes I wonder if people really like me for me...
~ (6/20/08) I have "tattoo-er's regret." Every time Maddie sees my pink flower and points and says "pwetty," I want to say: "No, Honey, Mommy's naughty."
~ (6/23/08) I once hit a parked car in a parking lot. I drove about a hundred yards before I turned around to check out the damage. I had broken the tail light. I left a note on the windshield and was really scared for the owner's to call me. As it turned out, I actually knew the owner of the car. She used to be a swim aerobics instructor that I had had several summers ago. She was really nice about the whole situation. I was really glad that I did the right thing even though I had a little devil sitting on my shoulder for those 100 yards...
~ (6/24/08) When Maddie was first born, she had the longest fingernails. I promptly cut them all off so she wouldn't scratch herself. Little did I know that the fingernails on a newborn are still attached to the skin...she had a sore on the tip of every single finger...so much for trying to protect her from harm:(.
~ (6/25/08) I am ridiculously cheap sometimes. Yesterday, I did a Mary Kay makeover at my house. After everyone left, I scraped the leftover mineral powder off of my "Sample Tray" into my own mineral powder....can't waste that speck!! Also, I bought the skin care regimen....but, I am still using the samples that I got a week ago until they are gone before I break open my new bottles... I could go on and on and on.... Please refer to this past post for further evidence: http://farmerhalliday.blogspot.com/2008/04/compare-to.html
~ (6/26/08) I am getting pressured by Mary Kay right now to join their "Winning Team." I don't feel like it is the right time in my life to add something else, but I think they are starting to wear me down. Someone help me have a stronger backbone!!
~ (6/28/08) Every time I get my hair chopped off, I have serious regrets later. This last time, Jeff kept telling me he didn't want me to do it because he didn't want to hear me complaining after. I am just glad my hair is long enough to go in a ponytail now!!
~ (6/29/08) I am a "Lotion Queen." My hands are always dry!! Also, I have found that I have to put lotion on them so that I do not chew my nails. Weird, huh??
~ (6/30/08) I am sooooo grateful for Crayola Washable Markers. Today, I was being lazy laying in my bed reading while the boys played the computer and Maddie watched cartoons...I thought. Earlier, I had gotten down the markers for Garet to color with, Maddie had gotten a hold of the purple one and colored her hands, face, knees, many walls, the wood floor, and my kitchen counter tops. I did NOT take any pictures of it because I am so embarrassed that she did this while I was lounging in my bed oblivious. I am soooo glad that she only colored where I could easily wipe it clean. This is a new experience for us!!
~ (7/01/08) I am a library book hoarder. Every time I hear of a book I want to read, I either go to the library and get it or put myself on the wait list to get it. I currently have a pile of six library books sitting on my dresser waiting to be read.
~ (7/03/08) I am a clean freak...every night before I go to bed my kitchen has to be clean, living room pillows in order on couches, every thing picked up from floors (ie. toys), etc. When I leave my house to go on a trip, it is even worse. I always think if something happens to us or someone breaks in to my house, it needs to be clean...laundry is completely done, bed sheets changed, freshly vacuumed, DUSTED, etc. It IS always nice to come home to a "perfect house," but I know that I drive Jeff crazy in the process.
~ (7/06/08) Our Ward gave out big candy bars for Father's Day. Jeff stuck his in my church bag. I have eaten 3/4's of it....I did finally put the rest in the pantry so that he has a chance at enjoying the rest of it....that is, unless I get that chocolate craving again before he finds where I put it....
~ (7/08/08) Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, It's off to Girls' Camp I go!! I am looking forward to a "Mommy Break" even though it's out roughing it in the woods (WITHOUT a shower for 3 days). But, I know that by tomorrow night I will be missing my kids terribly!
~ (7/11/08) I think I was born in this day and time because the Lord knew I wouldn't be a very nice person without the modern conveniences of the 21st century.
~ (7/12/08) Exercising sucks!! But, it sure is nice when it is over!
~ (7/13/08) Sometimes I hope that I have tend to my children in the hallway or nursery, so I can gab instead of going to my church meetings.
~ (7/15/08) Once upon a time, when I was eleven, there was this boy I knew named Tommy. Tommy thought he knew everything and that he was always right. Tommy had a pack of Ex-lax one day. He swore up and down that it was a type of candy to get rid of gas. I tried to tell Tommy that it was not, but he wouldn't believe me. So, being the sweet little girl that I was, I dared Tommy to eat the whole pack of chocolates. I did not see Tommy for two whole days after.
~ (7/17/08) I am so glad that I get to wake up every morning to a new day to try to do better: to be a better mom, wife, homemaker, sister, friend, example, etc.....
~ (7/21/08) I am the biggest night owl. It is bad...I am tired all day long and then around 9:00pm I perk right up and I'm ready to go for hours....It's usually when I catch up on everything that I haven't gotten to during the day...But, it makes it really HARD to get out of bed in the morning!!
~ (7/23/08) One morning, my dog Gizmo was laying in bed with me under the covers. He threw-up. I just bunched the covers around where he threw-up and continued laying in bed till I was ready to get up.
~ (7/24/08) When I was little and we occasionally went to the July 24th celebrations in South Carolina, I never really understood what "pioneers" were. I just thought the Church was really cool to have a big party around my birthday. I hope my children understand more than I did...
~ (7/27/08) Today at Church a little boy asked me: "When is the baby coming out of your tummy?" I am so working extra hard on my crunches from here on out!!
~ (7/29/08) I have always HATED my curly hair. But, the last couple of days I have been fixing it curly. Amazingly, it is really fast and easy to fix. I might be changing my opinion of my hair....BUT, don't tell my Mom...she has always tried to push me to wear it curly...
~ (8/04/08) I have a secret desire to be a lunchroom lady.... to sport the hairnet and sing to the kids as I spoon on some sloppy joe's...
~ (8/06/08) I am a "smart alec." When I was little, I remember my mom always saying: "If you sweep the corners, the middle will take care of itself." So, of course, I would sweep out all of the corners and the middle DID NOT take care of itself....
~ (8/09/08) F.I.F.O. rules my life. (For those of you that do not know: "First In First Out." I learned it when I worked in the fast food industry.) I rotate my food, dishes, and CLOTHES according to this....many of you may have your closets "color coordinated;" well, mine is in FIFO order. For some reason, I have to rotate my clothes for "even" wear, too....
~ (8/14/08) Yesterday, I went to Wal-mart to get groceries. I felt weird the whole time there. In the check-out line, I finally realized that I felt over-dressed....it seems like since school has been out, I have always gone to Wally early in the morning wearing yogas, a t-shirt, hair in un-brushed pony sans bra and make-up....
~ (8/20/08) This past Saturday, I went to a yard sale that had clearance items from Claire's. As a kind of joke, I put on a pair of white sunglasses. When it was time to leave, I bought them. They were only $0.50. Well, my "old faithfuls" broke, so I've been driving around sporting my new shades. Yesterday, I got cat-called numerous times by teenage boys walking down the street. I think I'm loving my new shades!! White sunglasses = Teenage Babe!!
~ (8/25/08) I might be considered a "dog abuser" after this: Every time I kill a fly and it lands on the floor, I try to get my dog to eat it so that I don't have to pick it up.
~ (8/27/08) I just discovered how versatile duck tape is. I had a carpet that kept sliding around on my floor; solution - duck tape. My full length mirror keeps swinging on the door all of the time; solution - duck tape!!
~ (8/28/08) I love subbing in Special Ed!! I have played Uno at least ten times and I've caught up looking at everyone's blogs AND I'm getting paid!!
~ (9/01/08) I forgive people....BUT, I totally hold grudges. Does that really count??
~ (9/02/08) My neighbor is on a diet and often cleans out all of her goodies to me. Last time, she gave me some yummy cheesecake ice cream. I hid it in the bottom of my deep freeze...okay, actually in a bag under the meat...so Jeff wouldn't find it. I ate it 3 different times before I finally came clean and told him we had it.
~ (9/08/08) I sometimes flat out lie to people to avoid hurting their feelings. Is it better to hurt feelings when the lie is NOT life and death??
~ (9/11/08) I drink more diet soda than anything else. Every six months when I go to the dentist and get my teeth cleaned and checked, the dental hygienist has to polish away the soda stain on the inside of my bottom teeth.
~ (9/18/08) Yesterday, I was behind a car with a license plate cover that said: "I go TOPLESS!" I started thinking: "Wow! You're brave to advertise that." I followed the car for a good five minutes before I noticed that it was a convertible.
~(10/01/08) I hate it when people are too "mushy." I was at a jewelry party one night and the hostess got a call on her cell from her husband. The phone rang with the song "You're Beautiful." I'm pretty sure I threw-up in my mouth...
~ (10/04/08) I am NOT afraid to return anything to a store if I am not completely satisfied....some of my friends take advantage of this...
~ (10/08/08) Sometimes I just sit back and listen and chuckle as my children annoy one another. Today Garet was playing the annoying "Copying Game" much to Kaleb's chagrin, I pretended I couldn't hear them as Kaleb got more and more annoyed with Garet. I remember playing that game when I was younger...
~ (10/10/08) I am a "glass half empty" kind of person.
~ (10/13/08) There is a really sharp bend down the road from my house. Every time I drive there, I turn my blinker on to indicate that I am turning that way. The second after I flip it on, I think: "Duh, where else am I going to go?? The road only goes this way." Yep, I'm that dumb driver!!
~ (11/15/08) I do some serious jamming and dancing in my car these days! Hopefully, I will refrain when I have passengers... To All: Be Warned!!
~(12/06/08) Autumn always takes it upon herself to update my blog layout and make it cute.... a big THANKS, Autumn!!